A Tale Of Our Times

Uncle Pat
In 1975
Discovered the secret of growing younger
In 1950 he got frightened he would dissapear althogether
So he strarted growing older again

From 1930 till 1950 there was Uncle Pat
After 1975 there was Uncle Pat
From1950 to 1975 there was Uncle Pat
AND
Uncle Pat growing younger - who was called AntiPat because of his unusual behaviour
AND
Uncle Pat growing older the second time

     Some people reckoned that in 1950 AntiPat and Uncle Pat II suddenly appeared from nowhere and that in 1975 Uncle Pat I and AntiPat annihilated each other, leaving Uncle Pat II to grow old alone.
     Which was very involved theory to explain something really quite simple.